Uptown Cabaret is probably my fav strip club in Charlotte. It has a very modern, upscale atmosphere. As will most of the strip clubs in Charlotte, it is very hit and miss. I usually go for the lunch buffet on Wed or Fri. The Wed menu is usually fried chicken and one other meat plus vegetables and dessert. Fridays menu is probably a little better with shrimp and grits that are great! As far as the dancers, it varies. Early on weekdays, the pickings can be slim. As the afternoon wears on, more dancers usually come it. Nights are the best with an assortment of ladies for any guy's taste. Table dances are $10, couch dances upstairs are $30. There is a bouncer on duty in the couch area, but I have never found him to be overly intrusive to the dances being given unless someone is overtly getting out of line. I have heard that it gets insanely crowded late at nights especially weekends. I don't usually stay that late due to the high crime rate in the Queer City.