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  • We heard about the Double Down, ironically, from a Tony Bourdain show, where he visited it for a brief moment while in Vegas. This just may be the king, the grand-daddy, the papi of all dive bars. It is fantastically dirty, with graffiti, stickers, and cheap "treasures" festooned all over the walls, I had a dildo dangling uncomfortably close to my head that I dubbed the "Dildo of Damocles". And then there was Wade. Wade deserves his own paragraph. Wade is a friendly fellow, who grabs your hand to shake it and never. lets. go. Until he makes sure he gets his point across, which takes a considerable amount of time because he was apparently colossally drunk by the time we got there at about 4pm on a Monday. But, drunk as he was, he was sharp enough to crack a few jokes at our expense - "Where did your son go to college?" "Do you think I could remember that if I couldn't remember that I lived in Hayward?!" and other zingers. Wade really brought the room together. And the drinks. After all the overcharging and glitzy excess of Vegas, there's something comforting about a Jaeger-based drink called Ass Juice that only sets you back $3, the bacon martini, and most any cheap beer you could ask for. Now, as a veggie, I couldn't exactly order the bacon martini, but I wasn't about to let them in on that fact 'cause I probably would have been thrown out right then and there. We were treated about halfway through our visit when with great '70s-'80s porn on the telly with a peeping tom checking out some ladies gettin' it on. Because, you know, if you peep into a house you will most likely see some lesbian sex. I know it because the movies told me so . . . and watching porn in a dive bar is just about as good as it gets . . . as long as there are other ladies there, which there were. The bartender is great, very welcoming, and makes you feel like you just walked into the friendliest pit in all of Vegas, which you pretty much just did. A must-see if you can hang in a dive bar. And if you can't, please ignore the "add as a friend" button on the left . . .
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