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  • Tacos. Plain and simple. I just come here and order beef tacos on Tuesday. Get some horchata, get some hot sauce, realize it's too spicy, switch to the other hot sauce, try the spicy one again, repeat. Maybe you want to try pork today, but no, your girlfriend is here, and she doesn't like pork. I know what you're thinking, that doesn't mean you don't have to get the pork tacos, but you're wrong. As soon as you eat those pork tacos she realizes all the things that she doesn't like that you do like, next she doesn't like you, and just like that you are sleeping in the car you invested your savings into because the apartment is under her name as well as the twin puppies she got you for your birthday. There's other things on the menu, but that's not why you are here, you are here for the tacos. Go ahead and order something else that you probably can't pronounce you millennial hipster, but for the rest of us, we eat tacos.
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