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It's 4:30 on a Thursday evening. You have fasted ALL DAY because you're pregnant and had to get your blood drawn today at 3:00. You are wrapping up a stressful day at the office and are thinking about dinner. A coworker tells you to try Meatheads, a place you have never heard of before. You look them up and begin to scan their menu. Everything looks exquisite. From the long list of possibilities, you narrow down exactly what you want and write it on a post-it (being pregnant, you often forget things so you just wanted to make sure you would know exactly what you wanted when you got there). You decide to get a crispy chicken sandwich with tomato, mayo, avocado, and provolone cheese. An order of chili cheese fries. And an Oreo milkshake.
Your tummy rumbles.
You CAN NOT wait to get the hell out of the office and get to Meatheads.
That was me about 2 hours ago.
When I arrived to the Meatheads drive thru (because why would I drag my pregnant fat ass inside anywhere?? I live in America) I was immediately greeted by the friendliest voice who kindly took my order. I then drove to the window where I was greeted with my milkshake. Hell yea. This day just got so much better.
The lady told me it was going to be a few minutes for my food (they make everything from scratch so what do you expect???) and then offered me another drink while I was waiting! I've never had anyone do that anywhere! It was wonderful. I waited about 6 or 7 minutes for my food but it was sooooo worth the wait!
When I got home, I was ready to devour all the wonderful goodness that was inside my take out bag. I decided to indulge in the burger first.
Oh. My. God. This is the best thing I have ever put in my mouth. Ever. I paid extra for the avocado and the rest of the toppings were free. So like any other "fast food" place, I was expecting them to skimp on the toppings. OH HELLLLLL NO! Anywhere I've ever gone and asked for avocado, there has never been more than a spoonful because avocado is just so damn expensive. BUT I KID YOU NOT THESE PEOPLE LITERALLY PUT AN ENTIRE AVOCADO ON MY SANDWICH. (Alright maybe I'm exaggerating just a tad but seriously. It was the best.) there was also cheese melting off the sides and legit 5 slices of tomato! (Yes I counted because I didn't believe it at first) Holy crap this sandwich was LOADED. And delicious.
Now, lets move on to those chili cheese fries. They were $4 or $5...something like that. I just figured they were a little over priced and it would be a small helping like literally everywhere else makes theirs. WRONG. This thing of chili cheese fries was LITERALLY THE SIZE OF MY HEAD! I took 4 bites and had to save the rest for my husband. There was definitely enough for 4 people to share easily. Plus, after my 15 minute drive home, everything was still super hot.
Alright. I think I covered everything. Now get up and go to Meatheads immediately. It will be the best decision of your entire life.
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