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| - Alright folks, calm down, calm down. I know you're all a little miffed that you had to drop a $20 spot to score yourself a meal at Holy Chuck, and heck, I didn't LOVE the idea that a burger and drink came out to $15.09 either, BUT... this is NOT you typical McDonalds/BK/Harveys where you can get burger fries and a pop for under $10. No, these are GOURMET made to order burgers made with high quality ingredients, and you pay for it accordingly.
If you're truly concerned with the price point, McDicks is just up the road, so quit hating and just be THRILLED (as you should be) that a quality burger place has made it's way into Woodbridge to show these other jokers how it's done.
Now, what I will say about Holy Chucks IS, that if you want something, and I mean anything... even if you think it's gross and you're embarrassed to ask. They've got it.
Seriously. They have everything!! Like how about an order of Foie Gras pancakes? Yep, they've got those. Ummmm a burger covered in bacon and nutella? Absolutely. How about freshly harvested unicorn meat, sliced and diced, dipped in bacon grease and served in a mans hat? OK, maybe not "everything" but if Unicorns were f'realz, they'd probably have a burger for it. FACT!
More varieties of fries and poutine than you could imagine, ranging from plain all to the way up to ones covered in foie gras, bacon, nutella, etc. What about pop or milkshakes? Hellz ya, their soft drink machine has literally over 100 flavours of Coca Cola product, and they make more unique milkshake combos then I've even heard of.
But all that pales in comparison to the 4 menu boards filled with burger options. I decided on the Big Chuck (I'll give you a guess which burger joint this puppy resembles) and it actually tasted better than the original. It's bigger, saucier, meatier and is so tall that it falls over if you move your tray too fast. My only critique was that it fell apart so I had to eat it super fast - no complaints otherwise.
They have 3 burger options that are priced @ $29.99, the first is simply a duck based burger (pfffttt.... simply, HA!) while the other two are challenges that test your might in both speed and ability to handle heat.
1) GO CHUCK YOURSELF BURGER & ANY SPECIALTY MILKSHAKE OF YOUR CHOICE" in 6 minutes and they will put your picture on our Holy Chuck "Wall of Fame", give you an exclusive contest t-shirt, plus huge bragging rights! If you can beat the BEST TIME, they will PAY FOR YOUR MEAL! Current fastest time for completion is 5 minutes 19 seconds.
2) HOLY GHOST BURGER CHALLENGE This is for all you chili heads! To complete this challenge you must eat The Holy Ghost in it's entirety within 10 minutes and you must remain seated at your table for an additional 5 minutes before you can be declared a winner. You can only drink a beverage after you've been declared a winner! Nothing is allowed to be consumed during the challenge other than the burger! THIS CHALLENGE IS NO JOKE! There are ingredients in here that exceed 7 million scoville units and can seriously harm you! Winner will receive $100 cash, plus your food cost and an exclusive shirt!
Can't say that I'm gonna attempt either of these in the foreseeable future but I'll be back to Holy Chucks for their Gourmet burger options every so often, despite the nay-sayers who are having trouble adjusting to paying more for quality!
GO CHUCK YOURSELF HOLY CHUCK - you make some good burgers!
Eatcrest Out!
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