You can never be too old to act like a kid again, and the Children's Museum will do just that. Their seasonal Adult Swim programs will unleash your inner wild-child, and have you running about this place in utter amusement.
The content this place lacks is more than made up by its fun appeal. Giant hamster wheels to run in? Glow in the dark face painting? Slides to climb up and down? Man this place has everything!
Oh, and for the icing on the cake, no kids and they sell alcohol! Are you sold yet? Huh? Huh? I thought so :)