Recipe for Success at Watermark Irish Pub
INGREDIENTS
1 pint Alexander Keith's Premium White (more as needed)
15 medium spicy chicken wings (.50 on Monday nights)
1 table in the sun to combat deficiency of vitamin D
DIRECTIONS
1. Combine the above with a witty companion who will eat at least half of said wings.
2. Ensure that said companion will not take issue with the somewhat messy affair that is eating chicken wings as the licking of one's fingers will ultimately be necessary.
NOTES
Minimum wing order is 10 and increases in increments of 5 thereafter.