Ambiance: 4. There's a certain charm to the West Side Market and all its attachments. WSM Café is no exception - it's a place that feels like it hasn't changed too dramatically in the last few decades. Despite the classic diner feel though, tables aren't too terribly close together.
Cost: 5. They seem to have just launched a new menu, yet stuck with rock bottom diner prices. Two words: Market Breakfast (ok a few more words, 2 eggs, home fries & toast). One price: $3.50. Beat that $5 footlong.
Food Quality: 3. Acceptable quality for a nice morning breakfast before shopping at that market or as a stop on the hangover recovery train. Love the spicy bacon. Had the pancakes in the past which are also pretty good, and they serve real syrup too.
Service: 3. Hit or miss over the multiple times I've been, but in typical diner fashion then tend to care more about themselves and less about the customers. That said, I've had a few great waitresses recently. It's also nice they they're open on Sunday despite WSM being closed.
When to return: Pre-West Side Market shopping. Hungover. When the bank account is dwindling ahead of payday. For a no-frills breakfast/brunch.