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  • Remember when East Towne mall was nothing? A big building full of emptiness, speckled with a few pathetic stores here and there? Ten to 15 years later, and now its been completely revamped and is all dolled up with white twinkly lights, and cheesy holiday decorations. Hell, even Santa shows up there now. But guess what? You can't just walk around the mall without some dipstick wanting you to try on their lotion or straighten your hair for you!!! Isn't that exciting? It's like being harassed by a car salesperson, only these people want to let you know how ugly you are, and how they can improve you with their shit products. Do you want to try this wonderful lotion? Can I straighten your hair for you? Can I ask you a question about your skin??! Can I ruin this trip to the mall for you by refusing to leave you alone every time you walk by?!?! YES!!!! It's like getting a root canal and then asking for a do over. Because, even if you politely say no thank you, they persist, and harass, and then as you are walking away, you hear them say snide little things about you. I hate those pushy bastards. They ruin every, single trip to the mall.
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