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  • I'm really bummed that this place is so far away from my house and that it's located in such a douchebag kind of location. I don't want to see people dressed in clothes that cost more than my car while enjoying a good cup of coffee, and goddamn they serve good coffee. I've had so much bad coffee in the valley in my first two months here, at places that call themselves coffee shops with "baristas" who dump foam onto my cappuccino as if they were a lunchlady unloading a particularly glutinous scoop of mashed potatoes onto my tray. No thanks. This place is like heaven. A Chemex pour-over with my favorite Ethiopian coffee? Oh yes. I usually have to cover up Phoenix coffee with a thirty second pour of sugar and a half-gallon of cream, but not here. I drank it black and relished every smooth drop. The crazy-ass 18-hour iced coffee on the wall? Pretentious and awesome. Love it. Okay, back to the location. Why, oh why did you put your shop here? Were there too many shops in cool locations and you decided that a-holes in Lamborghinis needed better coffee than me? (I'm not exaggerating about a-holes in Lamborghinis, since one of them couldn't stop looking at my wife's boobs the entire time we ate at True Food). I want you to reconsider your poor choice of locations, with my full forgiveness, and open a shop in my garage. I won't even charge you rent, just a Chemex pour-over every morning. At the very least open a shop somewhere in central Phoenix. I'll work for free. By the way, the two girls who were working today were awesome. Five stars for them!!! Four stars because I'm pissed you aren't closer.
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