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  • My husband and I both got groupons for the massage with hot stones and aromatherapy. We went there and it was a bit hard to find the place, there were no signs and nothing inside the building to assure us that we were in the right place. The lady at the front office was very nice and helpful and one of the therapists was sitting there with her, she was nice too. We filled out some paperwork and git taken back in under 10 mins. We were told that we could not do a couples massage because we had the groupons, even though they do offer couples massages, that was confusing. So we went to our separate rooms. My massage was mediocre at best, the guy was stopping all the time to save his hands, I think he only actually massaged me for 2/3 of the 50 minutes, I say 50 because he shorted me. I was out at least 8 mins before hubby and we started at the same time. The hot stones were amazing, but he only used them for a total of 4 mins, maybe not even that. If I had paid full price, I would've asked for a refund. I feel like I got about $30 of value if I was lucky. So we tipped because we're good people, and they had good customer service, just not good massages. We got to the car and I asked my husband how his was, hoping his went better than mine. Unfortunately, his was worse. He said that the first 25 minutes he was back there she made him stretch because he was misaligned from work and that when she finally did "massage" him, she kept saying "sorry, this might hurt, I'm trying to get a knot out" and repeatedly smashed her knuckles into him to work it out. He came out wirse that he was when we went in and was miserable the next day. We've both had professional massages at spas and chiropractors and these just weren't. Good customer service, but these people were either poorly schooled in massage, or not schooled at all. I would recommend spending the extra $20 and going to the chiropractor's massage therapist.
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