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  • I stopped in this morning for a bagel. I was promplty greeted, and served, and they had a full stock of all the bagels. I ordered a garlic bagel because I love garlic, and the added bonus of stinking all day keeps people from getting to close to ask me stupid questions. It was toasted perfectly, and and the creme cheese to bagel ratio was perfect. The bagel itself was on the small side, smaller than the ones at Einsteins. While part of me views this as a negative, it's a much closer size to the "right" size bagel for health reasons. The downside was that it wasn't enough to fill me up, and I ended up getting a second. The store itself was clean, with plenty of indoor and outdoor seating, and the staff was friendly, polite and professional. The rating would be higher, except, faced with the rush hour drive to work with 2 bagels and some cherry coke in my tummy, I decided to avail myself of the ladies facility. This is where it all went TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY wrong. First, they have a one room ladies, no stalls, which could lead to waits, and god help you if the woman before you is a disgusting pig. I'm not sure, I never made it as far as the porcelain throne. As soon as I had closed the door behind me, the smell assaulted me like the storming of the beaches of Normandy. It smelled like they had used dirty water with a splash of bleach to clean, and that smell permeated the enter room. My cat like reflexes that pulled my shirt up over my nose were not enough - bagels were rising, and the urge to upchuck was terrible. I stumbled out of the room looking like a sorority girl leaving an all boys dorm at the end of hell week. After a few minutes of heavy breathing of fresh Phoenix smog outside, I was composed enough to resolve to drive to work.
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