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| - OK, so check this out. I know I have been long dormant with the Yelp reviews (bad girl, BAD GIRL!), so to make it up to ya'll, I am now embarking on a casino-by-casino tour of my new hometown of LV, NV, and will include reviews of each as I tour them. Now, these will not include room stays, but just schlepping around the premises - eating, drinking, and checking out anything that moves or doesn't move. Got it? OK, let's proceed...
Review #31:
this place will surprise no one; if you take Hooters, and build a casino around it, voila!; it sort of has a semi-beach-joint, Margaritaville-type vibe, but I suppose so does the restaurant chain sort-of/kind-of; there is actually 1 other dining option here, but get your damn ass into the great big Hooters (no pun intended) restaurant and order up some damn chicken wings!; overall, I was disappointed that there were not scantily-clad buxom servers everywhere in the casino, so set your expecations accordingly; this is definitely a low-to-midscale type of joint with not a heck of a lot to recommend it. It should maybe get 2.5 stars, and I originally had rounded up for the sake of boobies everywhere, but upon reflection, I can't give this place more than 2 stars, considering the competition in Las Vegas; best craft beer bet = ha! it's Hooters, so at best it's a bottle of Sam Adams if you're lucky
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