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  • I stop in here sometimes for convenience, but never unarmed. It's like walking into a Thriller video, which is almost as bad as the midnight shift at WalMart. This store has a wide diversity of both staff and customers and by "wide diversity," I mean that there are a lot of people who probably recently escaped from some sort of poorly locked facility or maybe from someone's basement. Once when I was in there, I saw a very large, hairy man dressed in an orange shirt and a green skirt. He looked like an enormous upside down carrot. I laughed a lot with the person accompanying me, but not where he could see us. Another time, there was a small group of wanna-be gangbangers who were loudly stating what they would like to do to various girls. Without repeating their vulgarity, I can just tell you that the things they were saying indicated that they did not intend to get these girls pregnant, which was a great relief to me that these cretans would not be cloning and feeding. Nonetheless, disgusted with their lack of regard for others, I stared them down with my laser eyes until they silenced themselves. (They were all Lilliputians and were probably afraid I would step on them.) This store is dirty. I would suggest not buying anything that is not pre-packaged. Wash it well. As with other reviews, the 2 instead of 1 star is because the staff is polite and helpful. I appreciate people who are able to smile, in spite of their surroundings.
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