I dated a guy once who told me that Chinese food is like pizza because you can't really mess it up. Well, the next time I run into him, I am going to send him to Jimmy Woo's.
For the last few weeks, I have had a weird craving for Chinese food, and just in case you are wondering, I'm not pregnant. I decided to give Jimmy Woo's a try today since I drive by the place every day, and I am not a fan of P.F. Chang's across the street.
Wow. That was a mistake.
I ordered some noodles and pork dumplings, and I was shocked by how BLAND the food was. If I could chew and swallow air, I think it would taste like the food I got today. The pork had huge chunks of tendon within it that I couldn't eat half of the meat, and the sauce was so tasteless that I had to put some soy sauce on it which I absolutely hate doing. Since my craving hasn't been satisfied by this experience, I am going to drive out to Chandler or Phoenix tonight for Chinese food praying for better.