I waited two hours to get an emergency root canal and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
No, really. They gave me a t-shirt. It's grey and it has a train on it. Not exactly dentistry with dignity, but okay. I think the woman at the front desk who gave it to me felt sorry for me, so one star for misplaced compassion.
One star for being open on a Saturday, one star for accepting an out-of-town walk-in, and one star for an exceptionally clean office.
Minus one star for the gimmicky horror of it all. There's garish train station decor inside and out; train magazines and train books stacked on the tables in the waiting room; oil paintings of trains on the wall; oh, and a bathroom decorated like...a train. There's even an electric train that runs on a track throughout the entire office and makes electric train noises. It's hoisted on the wall just out of reach, so any temptation I had to grab it on its 28th pass of the hour and slam it against the wall was sort-of squandered.
I'm sure mouth breathing children would enjoy this place, but it seemed to annoy the crap out of most of the adults that came in. I was in too much pain to protest.