How do you say "sterilize EVERYTHING and I'll be back tomorrow" in Espanol? Food was bland and boring, everything I touched was sticky or wet. Parking lot was apparently designed while on peyote. I lived in Tijuana in 1984, this place is very legit. No strippers in sight so I'm takin my appetite and pesos elsewhere amigo. I didn't know I was germaphobic until I realized I was rubbing Purel all the way up to my elbows.