Suck hole at the end of the earth. If there was a God there's be nothing but a smoking, radioactive crater everywhere one found a Time Warner office. 20th in line at 8:25 am just to return a busted modem. Only 50% of possible staff working. All staff walking around like they're on quaaludes competing for who can provide the longest illusion of customer service. Time Warner is an insult to Capitalism. In a command economy there'd be a firing squad outside the employee exit. WTF?!?!?! Will be late to work.
Note: your kids will have to pee in the woods. They won't let them use the restroom.