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| - I was going to go ahead and award this spot a 4 star but I realized it's great but I mean, it's not THAT great. Located on the formally derelict (now cool) Ossington strip in Toronto, BH is an embodiment of Toronto hipster culture.
Let me give you the run down, imagine the very worst looking run down student house you ever visited when you were in College or University? Picture it? No, OK so think about the Frat house in the movie Animal house, now strip out the furniture and take away the Otis Redding singing "Shout" and sub in classic 90's Hip-Hop and tall cans of PBR. See what I'm saying?
Baby Huey is basically like going to a house party in Compton in the mid 90's (except there's no gun violence, or rap-battles... and the crowd is almost entirely white). The rear patio isn't much different, it's a paved backyard with a few flood lights and a couple of couches. Simple.. house party
When they do open the upstairs, I gotta be honest, save for the bar, this looks like where horror movies should be filmed - I got lost in a drunken stupor up here one night and the feeling of impending doom (or that I was being followed) was petrifying. A main room with the bar and several tiny rooms off to the sides with couches. These tiny rooms are where I assume babies are made every weekend b/c they are pitch black and you could easily hook up without being bothered for 5-7 minutes (right fellas...? RIGHT!!!) Ok 10-12 minutes for you "pros" but let's not get too cocky here lads.
I can't dog them too much, I have a great time here not matter who I go with, it's a house party as I've said, so don't expect more than that. There is NO cover and seldom a line if you get there at a good time.
Party on Wayne....
Party on Garth.
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