Barista: what would you like?
(I had already been waiting for 2 commercial breaks while watching the news with only one customer ahead of me)
Me: ( Just as the news reporting that it's going to get up to 99 today )....I think I'm going to get something iced. ( straight face...tough crowd )...What's your most popular?
Barista: I dunno...mocha, vanilla, ...
Me: mocha. That sounds good. How about a medium. No large. Large please.
Ffffffftt. Kkkkkssssshhhhh. ( coffee being made )
Barista: large mocha.
Me: ( noticing it was hot ) Is that iced?
Cashier: No, it's hot.
( Thanks for the update but I'm pretty sure I said iced. )
Me:...........( waiting for him to admit and fix. No answer ) ok, great thanks.
Thanks for the hot coffee that's cooler then the air is right now. Not really.
Note to self : DO NOT PRETIP....EVER. It's never a good idea unless you can get it back somehow.