I fly out of Sky Harbor frequently. I do not like the "free" wifi or random elected officials welcoming me to America's friendliest airport. The last time I flew in was after 11 pm. Having to pee once making it off the airplane, I found the closest restroom. I was shocked to see a large pile of shit in the middle of the floor. Seriously large, like a 1000 pound bear had just taken a steaming dump. It felt good to be home again.