Alright, Olive Garden, you forced me to destroy you. I never bothered before, because you were such an easy target. But now you go and pull your tv spots for Letterman( whom i haven't watched since high school) in response to his HEINOUS and INAPPROPRIATE joke about you know who. I will not mention that opportunist moron or her daughter as they are truly yesterday's news.
Your food is mediocre, but not terrible. Waiting an hour+ to be seated in that Italian Cracker Barrel is inexcusable for a chain restaurant. The servers are always friendly albeit uninformed. Then there's the fact that when my wife's lame last employer handed out xmas bonuses, they were gift cards for your pathetic port-o-potty of pasta. No thanks.
As for the tv spots...they sucked chef boyardee's ass anyway. I hope they pull them off of every network . The kind of people who get offended by a dumb joke made by a Jurassic late night host deserve to eat at a place like this. Have some stale comedy with your stale bread, and fade away into the void of the unremarkable( much like the flavor of any OG entree).