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| - I'm sorry Tao fans, but the best I can give them is 1.5 stars. Each and every time I have come here, I've had a bad or meh experience. And I've given the benefit of the doubt of coming back 5 times because the group I'm with insists on going.
Keeping an open mind that, yes, they usually have the most beautiful people and the best DJs spinning here, their dance floor is ridiculously too small to fit the thousands of clubbers that want in, if you can even get in in the first place. Waiting forever is a given, with or without guestlist.
Bouncers and doormen are extremely stuck up, even to the sluttiest girls that throw breasts in their face and kiss their ass. They will make any excuse to kick someone out of the line, it seems.
I've been stabbed in the foot with women's 10" hooker heels, smacked in the face by some sweaty guy's nasty sweating back, lost a friend because she got kicked out, pushed and shoved by hardcore fanatics, purposely grabbed in the ass, and robbed of an ID because a friend didn't look like her picture (who the heck looks like themselves after 2lbs of makeup?).
Despite all that, I still give in to going back to give them "one last try", because I'm that good of a friend and all. :)
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