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  • I came here for new years hoping to recapture my youth and intimidate 20 year old boys and if these are your aims as well, well then ladies you have come to the right place! Well, except intimidating young boys. It appears young men are far too consumed with fulfilling their sexual goals to care about their own physical safety or the intentions of their targets! If only I could teleport back to my uni days and let myself know that I really need not spare these boys' feelings! Alrighty, so what is this venue like? It's basically a cement cave with absolutely no thought or effort put into ambiance. There are no interesting light fixtures, no art installations, not even a paint job! A parking lot is more enchanting than this place. But where else will you hear Spice Girls in a wasteland of adolescence? Where else will you see misguided youth pressing their bodies against a decaying wall, exchanging spit and such romantic anecdotes as "you're so $#%ing hot" and "wanna come back to my place and get high?" or better yet, "you are so much more fun than that twat Becky in economics." Yes, I promise you all that *and* Jolly Rancher flavoured jello shots if you come here. Tempting, I know. Brace yourselves for $3.75 coat check and $15 cover (unless you can locate your retired Student ID for half price entry!).
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