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| - I've been smelling and tasting Cannabis strains for a long time. Tell me, why do all of your strains NOT smell like Cannabis, or even a plant? On second thought don't waste your 3 collective brain cells H4L, I'll tell you. Since Google has decided to settle with me rather than accepting my proof that I'm not a "disgruntled former employee", I'll just paste my last shadow banned review from Google Maps:
Garbage and they don't stand behind their own product. Who let this happen? Who were the stupid voters who let these scumbag retailers grow their own nasty plasty growstore gimmick garbage with zero regulations, zero qualifications, zero oversight, zero accountability?
This company, which is owned by a FOREIGN NON AMERICAN ENTITY is taking full advantage. I should be able to walk in, close my eyes, and smell Cannabis strains.. This is rarely the case. I know Cannabis very well. I also know what growstore gimmick products smell like. With the stupid Rasta tomatoes and deadlocked bananas on the label. And unfortunately I know what they taste like. Tell me.. Do grape farmers have to use grape soda to grow grapes? These growers are CHILDREN who have been suckered in to the fraud hydroponic industry and are passing it down to sick patients. Everything that glitters us not gold folks. I've bought bud weighed down with FAKE RESIN/FROST from 60+ dispensaries so far. Brix+ is the most notorious product but this methodology exists as a step in almost all hydroponic operations in this state!
Even when you cant smell the bottled products in the bud, they are usually there. If you vaporize any bud from this place, you are tasting Miracle-Gro snake oils and overfed synthetic plant foods. (yes Botanicare, Gen Hydro and most of these fraudster con artist liquid synthetic plant food companies are owned by Miracle-Gro, and distributed from the same warehouse as Monsantos weed killer products.)
I can tell Afghan Kush from Himalayan kush by smell. Can you? No. Not if you work here. Not if you shop here.. Not if your only experience with Cannabis is the fraud dispensary mob industry. This is the bogus, poser experience of Cannabis, which I would just roll my eyes at if it weren't for the fact that this nitrate-filled hydroponic additive-laced overfed unflushed crap CAUSES HEALTH PROBLEMS!!!
No one coming in asking for a Durban is looking to have their throat closed off. You gonna show me something smelling like Easy Mac or milk, or shoe spray and talk about how great it is? Wtf. No one coming in looking for a gassy strain (not plasticy lab chemicals smh) wants to go to the ER with an asthma attack. Wtf!
These idiots are selling strain NAMES! Anything you ask about they fall back on the name, rather than reality. Dont tell me what Sour Diesel is supposed to be, then show me some nasty contaminated shoe freshener bud.
I dont care how "good" you think the weed smells.. My dryer sheets smell good. I dont want to smoke them. Cologne smells good.. I don't want to dab it. Mangos taste good when eaten.. They carmalize on your lungs if you smoke them. GET MY POINT YOU UNQUALIFIED BRAINDEAD SCUMBAGS? I love perfumey weed. Not perfumed weed. Can you not understand that anyone with previous experience can easily tell them difference between Cannabis isoprenoids (terpenes cannabinoids phenols thiols flavinoids. tannins esters etc) and some garbage from a bottle soaked into the plant?
Don't like my attitude? Well how do you think I feel? Living in a town where the corporate Canadian-owned dispensaries snatched up all the personal grow rights and refuse to sell clean natural product?
I'll never forget the first time I experienced artificially scented Cannabis. I was wondering why your "Tangie" smelled like lemons instead of Tangie, figured it was an imitation.. But I had no idea it was going to taste like: magnesium, potassium, Splenda, and BITTER LEMON RINDS: like Botanicare Sweet Citrus (I assume that's the one,I don't visit the snake oil stores!) I've been on a warpath about this crap ever since. Botanicare Sweet Citrus, Grape, Berry. Grotek Final Flush in Strawberry, Blueberry, etc. Cutting Edge Sour Dee. GenHydro Blueberry Dream, Pineapple Rush, pina colada, its Tasty Puff weed! Its not safe to smoke and it doesn't taste good at all! It's all about making your moldy hay smell like something better. And it fools people who zero expectations or medical needs. No one else. Even your food grade concentrate additives are NOT SAFE TO SMOKE!
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