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| - They say "Fortune favors the bold". This hotel favors no one. Be bold and boldly go to a different hotel. Even if you have to pay more, consider the difference in price a convenience fee for dealing with a friendly staff, using actually functioning keycard locks, and a room that does not smell like cat piss (that is not a euphemism, my partner has several cats & I am well acquainted with the smell.
To reiterate, our room literally smelt like cat piss, the locks didn't work, and the staff was EXTREMELY rude. We were verbally abused by building security. I was told to 'keep my bitch in check' after an argument that arose from us asking for directions within the hotel.
It's name seems to be ironic. While the hotel clearly used to be an at least average hotel (judging by the outdated pictures of the lobby and pool) it has since become decidedly less fortunate. The whole experience of walking into the checking at the fairly clean front desk, then getting your room key and seeing how terrible the rest of the hotel is is just surreal.
Also, there is small shitty stuff about this place. The linens did not match. I'm not complaining that the colors clashed, the 2 beds did not match each other. They have apparently been too lazy to buy sheets to match the old, bought random sheets from Ikea, and thrown them into the laundry rotation randomly.
Never stay here. Rude staff, broken locks, cat piss, ants
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