"The food here is lousy! And such small portions!" Who knew that a quote from classic comedy would so perfectly sum up what has to be one of the most pretentious, expensive, and yet worst restaurants in the South Side. I have been to this place twice and can safely say that I have had enough. The shrimp bruschetta gets a special shout out for being absolutely disgusting. What must have been recently thawed peas and shrimp on top of wet bread. That being said, the waitstaff was pleasant and it is well decorated, but the atmosphere and clientele pretty much personify douchery. I'm convinced that it is only frequented by the people that will buy into anything even remotely having the word Tuscan in it. With all the excellent upscale restaurants in Pittsburgh, it's sad that this place always seems to have a crowd.