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By The Rue
I usually don't eat breakfast in the morning,
Although I'm hungry and pretty horny,
I decided to stop today and pick something up,
I got some sort of breakfast sandwich, what?
It was loaded with eggs, cheese and peppers,
The workers there didn't treat me like a leper.
When I usually go I'll eat outside,
Lunchtime yoga girls, you cannot hide,
I'll stare at you as you go in and out,
Yes I'm "that guy" cat calls I won't shout,
Though it might not look like I'm looking at you,
Trust me I noticed the tramp stamp tattoo.
Needless to say I'm a big fan of Paradise,
Breakfast and lunch, I'll eat here twice,
If you see a creepy guy outside eating alone,
Don't be afraid to get his number or take him home,
I'm really not "that guy" if you must know,
I should be in showbiz and produce my own show.
Bing!!!
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