Remember how in the opening credits of Daria the titular character raises her arm to feign effort after the ball has already gone past her? That's what my ordering experience with Pizza 412 was like.
This meal hit the bare minimum requirements on all fronts:
Ordered a Pepsi? Get a 7.5oz Pepsi meant for mixing.
Ordered an Italian hoagie? Get a hoagie with 1 slice each of ham, salami, and cheese. Tons of lettuce. Technically it's an Italian hoagie, but just barely.
Ask the delivery guy to deliver to your floor? Nope- go meet him in the lobby (understandable, but a bit annoying).
Flavor-wise, the hoagie was meh. Nothing to write home about, except maybe the hair.
All in all, forgettable and bland.