I thought I would try this place because there's always people in the window and because I read the reviews and found them too comical not to see for myself what this so called ogre lady is like. Well the two stars is for the classical music they play and the nice people watching through the large windows and it's nice and bright. The meal was the classic breakfast. For those who like baby potatoes it's a dream. The eggs were so greasy I guess I can't complain because I hear it helps after a night of drinking gin. I asked for tomatoes instead of home fries which he majority of places doing including all small town places I've been but the lady gave me a hard side eye and a stiff lip and told the girl she should know they don't modify. Poor girl gave me a sad sympathetic look. It was me giving her the look later. The lady who is the owner everyone talks about was yelling at staff and talking about how she needs alcohol to get through her days. He pastries don't look all that special and they have pastries sitting uncovered next to the cash register which seems unsanitary and people coughing onto them. Baguette with the breakfast was delicious and overly buttery which was fine by me. It seems like a great deal that you get lattes for $2 everyday compared to the almost $4 at pain perdu down the street. Also you must pay at cash register first then go pick your order up when she shouts your name. Remember CASH ONLY for payment and I have no idea where an ATM is. They are told to have free wifi but wasn't working for me. Lady of course told me to figure it out like I'm new to the connecting to wifi business. Anywho the breads look great !