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  • I'm an only child from a single parent who (wisely) was only close to her multitude of siblings on holidays. My grandmother was quite the matriarch.. a chain-smoking, bulbous, overbearing woman. She did, however, hold enough power over my mother to collect us each Thanksgiving along with the rest of her children and their children. My mother and I would typically arrive in a in some sort of standard commuting vehicle, namely a car. The others, I imagine, disembarked from a very short bus and held hands in a single-file line until they were safely in the house. The next four hours leading up the the main event was a melee of inter sibling rivalry, backhanded compliments, and empty inquiries. All that said, I always looked forward to this annual charade. As much as my grandmother failed at raising her offspring into well-adjusted, society-contributing adults, she oppositely triumphed at preparing, baking, braising, stuffing, carving, and serving the most delicious turkey and sides one could ever ask for. For this alone I love and miss the woman. Which brings me to my review of Capriotti's "The Bobbie" sandwich... This Capriotti fella must be some sort of necromancer black magician because he has reincarnated my grandmother and put her to work in his kitchen. How else could he have duplicated her perfectly seasoned and juicy turkey? And her stuffing that is the delicate amount of moist so that it sticks together without being soggy? He did all this while remaining creative enough to throw all this goodness on a sub with mayo and fresh cran sauce to create the single greatest sandwich on earth. Mr. Capriotti I thank you for making nostalgia available on demand anytime I want it for under ten bucks.
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