This is not my local Wal-Mart but I do stop by ever so often for miscellaneous items. Needed to purchase some fruits but couldn't find them. Thought I was going crazy so I stopped an associate in the cosmetics section to ask:
"Excuse me, is produce sold at this location?"
"What?"
"Produce."
"What's that?"
"Like, apples and oranges."
"Honey, what do you think this is? This is not a Supercentre." Then proceeds to laugh and wave her hand at me to 'shoo'.
I know Wal-Mart customers can be pretty savage but damn, ma.