I think heaven might just be short leash hot dogs.
They have been touched by the gods, they have been blessed by the angels.
Try a hot dog, any hot dog. You won't be disappointed. You can't go wrong.
It's just...perfection.
That's about all there is to say.
Sure, sometimes there's a wait. Sometimes it's crowded. Sure. All those things. But can you put a wait time on excellence? Can you complain about something that will change you fundamentally as a human being? Can you really be upset about something that will show you what we're truly here on earth to experience?
...I might be SLIGHTLY exaggerating here. But believe me, not by much. If you love hot dogs (and how can you NOT?!), you simply HAVE to eat here. There is no other option. Eat. HERE.