It's true what they say about this place: clothes are nowhere to be found.
The closest thing they have are some linens, which could be sewn into clothes given enough time. In fact, I recommend doing just that. Use of these linens as a toga is also an option.
The real treat here is the 80's rugs in the far North West corner. In fact that's all I check when I visit, which I do about 4 times a week. What a treat: lions and tigers and bears. I dream about collecting all of them and maybe putting them up on my wall as a tapestry. Or just keeping them around in case John Travolta and Samuel Jackson ever show up at my house with a car that needs a new interior before my loving but straight-laced significant other comes home to find a bunch of gangsters doing a bunch of gangster shit.
There are also football shaped lounge chairs for the man who longs for days when he could sit on football in a comfortable and noninvasive manner. I kid you not I saw a rear projection TV in here for $999.99. Rear projection, in this day and age? A thousand US dollars!? HAH! A similarly sized new flat panel can be had for half that price, if one were so inclined.
Also there was a powerful (or seemingly powerful anyhow) telescope up front last time I was here. They are seeking 400 clams for this particular telescope. I have it on good authority they will accept $100 if enough whining, screaming and pouting is done.