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  • Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances try BOBA TEA. You will instantly become addicted and then end up craving it like a pregnant lady craves mud and pickles. Pregnant ladies are weird. For the uninitiated, Boba Tea is various types of teas, slushes or milk drinks that you can have them put these little tapioca balls into. They are about the size of a pea and they taste kinda sweet and are chewy. They serve two purposes as far as I can tell. To shoot up your straw at light speed and cause you to foolishly choke in front of your hot lady date or to turn the boring ho-hum activity of drinking into a fun filled game of hide and go seek with your straw. Now I usually get one of two drinks, the Black Honey Tea with boba or the Ginger Milk drink with boba as well. Both are awesome in their own respect. The Black tea is very light and thirst quenching and the Ginger Milk is creamy, sweet with the throat burning effects only ginger can give. My only complaint, and this is solely directed at my own inability to jam that straw through the top of the cup. I am instantly transported back to the days of youth soccer wherein I was the only kid too stupid to jam that straw through the top of a caprisun. At least this time I don't share my shame with a bunch of jocks but instead get snickered at by the Asians as I jam that silly large straw through the top and splash tea all over my school clothes.
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