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  • THE WORST!!! I browse the reviews on yelp on a fairly regular basis and have always fairly discounted the bad ones. Working in the restaurant industry I am used to guests either having unrealistic expectations of an experience or being insulted/put off by seemingly small details. I promise that this is not that situation. This is by far the worst restaurant that I have ever been to for food of any kind. There is not a single redeeming quality of anything I was served there. Sorry, not true the wine was ok mainly because the second glass was half price. We didn't go in with high expectations after reading some of the other reviews for the place but just wanted a simple italian meal. We ordered first the fonduta which purported to have mozarella, crab and artichoke. Fair enough, who screws up crab artichoke dip......OH THE HUMANITY!!!! it was a weird small dish filled with imitation crab (hopefully pollock but god only knows) smothered in an embarassing melange of what tasted like curdled mayonaise and really old canned artichoke. It was then topped with what seemed to be a mozarella flavoured kraft single. Now you are probably thinking that I was being snobbish and fair enough maybe I should have lowered my expectations. but then after being informed by the server that I had better order quick because there was a party of 11 (which was the only other table in the entire restaurant in the restaurant, not exaggerating seriously the ONLY other table.) and if I wanted to get my food I better order ,we decided to try whatever she suggested because it had to be the least risky option. I ordered sicilian spagetti expecting probably anything besides the CURRY laden weird tomato sauce with frozen sausage slices that couldn't be chewed and sliced white onion that I was delivered. But again maybe it was expecting too much to be served something edible and not crazily overcooked pasta with disgusting sauce. My girlfriend ordered spagetti carbonara and was offered creamy or dry ? not sure what dry would have entailed but creamy was a horrifying thick puck of what had to have been either premade or powdered sauce clinging for dear life to the worst spagetti i have ever tried. We didn't eat any of the pastas and the waitress who despite the pleas to order was actually quite nice took them off the bill. We paid for the wine and "appy" and left never to return. This is the first yelp review I have written and only hope that it deters you from ruining any evening you decide to warily enter into THE WORST RESTAURANT IN THE WORLD.
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