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| - Honey Bears is where I go for my quick meat fix and I'll tell you why. It is conveniently located near my house, and I have no doubt that this is true of everyone who is reading this review on Yelp, and they have lots of meat. If for some reason you are unsure of what to order, let me break it down for you. Order the choice of two combo sandwich with pork and hot links with a side of fries. Skip the soda because soda is unhealthy. But if you have to get a soda, get the Big Red. Isn't that cool, they have Big Red. Why pork? I tried the beef once, and let me just tell you that it is no pig. Why hot links? It is the closest thing they have to sausage. What you do is take the half with the hot links and eat it first. Just dip the whole open faced sandwich into the BBQ sauce and eat it one delicious bite at a time. After savoring the hot links, you'll realize that you still have half a sandwich left, but that you are a little buned out. So instead of eating the other half of your sandwich the same way you just ate the hot links, what you need to do is take each French fry and use it like some nan or pita to scoop up some of the pork, dip it into the BBQ sauce, and eat it. The fries have way too much salt, but that just seems to make them taste better than those fries that have just a lot of salt. You may need to drink a gallon of water after the meal, but let me tell you this, you won't be hungry. In fact, you may have a little bit of a stomach ache if you weren't able to stop when realized that you were full. It happens and you'll still be thirsty. But you won't be hungry.
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