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  • I'm really teeter toddling where to go with this review... Do I review the restaurant? Do I review the service? Do I review the atmosphere? Or do I simply review the entire experience? This is a hard pressed 3 star review, because although our entire experience here was incredible (AKA Fiance's Parents took us here for our engagement celebration) in all actuality that's really the best this location is REALLY worth. First off Mastro's, your food is literally crack, and I mean literally. Your Lobster mashed potatoes, your steaks and your "Why Thank you I'll be a fatass and order the butter cake" dessert are AMAZING. Here's why I'm taking two stars off you... 1. Your decor, although glowing neon red was cool in the 80's, having the bar illuminated with it reminds some of us of the movie "Cocktail" and that's not in a good way. 2. I shouldn't have to say this but, Scottsdale, you haven't changed. So minus a star for all the backwards baseball hat wearing, rude, shouting, 30,000 dollar millionaires that jammed the dining room, also minus heavy points in my book for the guy wearing the cubic zirconium encrusted "VERSCE" sunglasses inside, (and yes, they were spelled that way too). Learn some class people...Jesus. Although Mastro's is a fail safe, avoid this location and stick to Pinnacle Peak unless you want to be embarrassed by the locals in front of out of town guests.
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