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| - Okay, I think I was a dick the first time I wrote a review of Matt's, so i'll try again.
I don't like lines. No, I mean I really don't like lines and I have horrible Disney World nightmares that sometimes wake me up. Despite my hatred of lines, I love Matt's and I dream of Matt's, too, and sometimes I even find myself in line at Matt's in the blazing heat, waiting for those wonderful pancakes and floating like Bugs Bunny to a carrot. I think I said something silly in my last review, like, "I won't go back for months because of the lines," but I was back and I felt guilty, so I'm rewriting the review to assuage my guilt and allow me a future guilt-free experience as I devour their pancakes.
I wasn't kidding about the scooter gang, though. Seriously, there was a scooter gang in line.
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