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  • The dancers are very lazy. No effort. No creativity. No individuality. Only one of them gave real entertainment, complete with pole tricks and teasing. I think his name was Christian but I might be mixing it up. Everyone else just pulled out their member and walked around the stage as if the d is a novelty not possessed by literally half of the planet. The walking was sometimes briefly interrupted by noncommittal movements and they all had to bring up female patrons for raunchy simulations to temporarily amuse patrons but that got boring quickly. After..... that, they aggressively tried to get private shows. If I wasn't amused on stage, why would I want a one on one? Honestly, I'm shocked that the management is ok with this level of lackadaisicalness. Get your walkers, sorry, dancers to go study female dancers and learn something. Those women understand that their stage performance is the calling card that makes patrons want a lap dance. They put in the work and easily hold your attention with their solo, entertaining performances. They commit. They don't just walk around with their boobs out and call that a show. On a good note, the MC/host was definitely entertaining.
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