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| - Well, I don't normally purchase little Caesar's pizza, but I had to for my wife's class party. I arrive at 10:40 for their "Hot and Ready" pizza and wait patiently for 11 minutes while the one person in front of me gets their order in. Yes, 11 minutes for one person's order. It wasn't even a big order, it was one pizza, breadsticks, and a soda... wtf! Okay, okay, okay it my turn... wait, the cashier has started helping someone who came in after me! Grrrrrrr... wait some more... finally I get to order:
Me: one large cheese pizza, please.
Cashier: okay, just cheese?
Me: yes, that'll be everything.
Cashier: okay, would you like a two litre?
Me: no just the pizza please, I'm in a hurry.
Cashier: okay, would you like to add crazy bread?
Me: no just the pizza please.
Cashier: okay, would you like to add dipping sauce?
Me: NO, seriously just the pizza.
Cashier: okay, $5.44.
Me: [pays cashier, receives receipt, waits for "Hot and Ready" pizza...]
Cashier: can I help you? Did you want to add crazy bread?
Me: no, I would like the pizza I just paid for.
Cashier: [walks to the back for 3 minutes]
Cashier: uuuummmmm... It's going to be about 12 minutes.
Me: I didn't pay for a 12 minute pizza, I paid for a "Hot and Ready" pizza.
Cashier: ummm, yeah it's not ready, soooo...
Me: I need a refund then, the only good thing about little Caesar's is that I shouldn't have to wait for a pizza, your sign literally says, "HOT AND READY."
Cashier: [walks to the back for 2 minutes]
Cashier: so so you want to wait, it's only 9 minutes now.
Me: NO, I need my money back so I can go to pizza hut!
Seriously though, if your only advantage over your competitors is that your pizza is hot AND ready, don't screw it up.
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