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| - Humanitarian with avocado is what I order here.
But I have to drop you down for not having a bathroom. At least give me an outhouse or something. It's a bit sad when your fav place also has no where "to go". I mean, it's kind of embarrassing when I bring a date here and then on the way, I need stop by the local Lowe's/Best Buy in case she needs to use the toilet. I figure that is a step up from dropping her at the gas station, but it still doesn't do much to set the mood, you know?
HEY? I just figured it out! You know how they have BYOB? How about BYOO? Bring your own outhouse. I could carry one of those little plastic things in my trunk...but wait, then there is still no tp, sink, mirror, etc.
OK, just kidding about byoo, but seriously guys, thanks for anything you can do.
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