When you place your order and your waiter gives you a strange OMG look, you know something's got to be going on.
I ordered biscuits and gravy, 2 biscuits and gravy. The waiter gave me the look, "Are you sure?"
"Umm, why is something wrong?"
"Have you ever had our biscuits and gravy?" He snickers back
"No."
"Oh, well, one biscuit is about this (holding hands around his face) big."
"I'll have one then, thanks."
"Snicker, snort, snicker. I thought you might change your mind."
This place was busy and I didn't think it was so good. It's greasy spoon breakfast, but it doesn't quite have "it."