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| - pardon the pun, but no brownie
points, awarded by me
'less u like 'em, dry as the desert
and baked at brownie factories
located somewhere in phoenix
please clients, spare me this year
pears, from henry and david
more likely, for you, would endear
me to you, and my business
but every year they arrive
the ubiquitous, Fairytale Brownie
a staple, come holiday time
but they suck, ok, there, I said it
santa, I haven't been bad
but these lumps of coal they call brownies
sure makes me feel like I had
so, word to clients, don't bother
sending fairytales to me
this year, a salami, hell, fruitcakes
is what I'd prefer to see
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