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  • If you're a big prude, why are you reading this review? I have a feeling I've already written a review for this place. My friend and I were talking about how bad porno with a budget of $50 or less and filmed back in the 70's-80's is great for comedic purposes. The ones that leave you turned off and uninterested for a week. This place is classier than the AS's (Adult Superstore) in town. But you pay the price. You want boots with the fur? They sell those furry things for $60 vs $30 at AS. Stripper poles for $500+ vs $150 at AS. Movies between $30-40 vs 3 for $40 at AS. The cheapest movie I found was "Gimme Sum Dim Sum" for $24.99 - I have a good eye for bargains. I found movies from the 70's but they were selling those for $40! They should be selling those at clearance prices - what are they? Antiques? My friend and I were wondering if they had cute Hello Kitty stuff and a helpful sales associate gladly brought us to their HK collection and she said, "you wouldn't call it cute after you see what we have." YIKES!!! They were bedazzled toys...I'll leave it at that. For humanitarian reasons, I had to wonder "are kids in China responsible for making these toys?" They have clothes, toys, lingerie, costumes, shoes, lube, games, etc. You want EDC gear? They have them! Going back to movies, they have a very nice section called "Parody" which I think is genius. "Superman", "Smurfs", "Avatar", "Avengers", "South Park"...you name it, they go it. The covers look so legit too - great lighting, set design, kerning and photo editing skills. We watched the trailer of "Avengers" as we were leaving and we had our minds blown and a male sales associate from behind was like "if you think that's amazing you should see *something something something*" That's when my sleepwalking ended.
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