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  • Went in for a beer, just a beer nothing fancy.... I go to sit down and the bar stool is heavy as a bag of cement, It drags on the floor making a very loud noise as I struggle to pull it forward to the bar. I plop myself down sit on the stool and it wobbles... I move over to the next bar stool and it's just as heavy and just as loud on the floor. Awesome start... The bearded bartender (and I mean that in the nicest way) brings over a menu and doesn't look very pleased, as he goes to drop the menu in front of me it's laminated side makes it glide into my lap in into the floor. "Sorry about that bro" he says I respond; "No worries it's okay I got it" "Right on boss" Oh were doing cute nick names for one another are we? Well "grizzy" let's do this. I hadn't even read the menu yet and he began asking me what I wanted... At this point I had already had enough of this hipsters gum flapping and just wanted a beer, I ordered 1 single pint of Coors Banquet. Not a Guinness that takes 8 minutes, not a Long Island iced tea cause I was feeling tropical. Coors Banquet... The St.Louis Cardinals fan bartender then poured me one of the worst poured beers I'd ever seen in my life, I tried to bring this to "grizzy's" attention but he was too busy talking skateboards and Jared Leto sightings with his friends at the other end of the bar. He then began playing hide and go seek with me leaning his head behind the bar taps so he "couldn't see me". FML The drink was warm but I powered through, When the banana's went brown I finally got his attention to settle up with a bill, "$10 bucks" he says. "I thought the menu said $8?" "Oh okay $8 then.." I gave him and $10 and got out with whatever dignity I had left, I'll never return here and I'll absolutely insist to all my friends and family to never visit this establishment. I work to hard to receive such trash service like this and during the day too when it's empty. I just...wanted.....a beer...
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