The owner of this casino is Derek Stevens. How do I know this? His face is plastered all over the walls, he walks around the casino floor with 4 huge security guards (dude. No one knows who you are and no one cares enough to bother you) and don't you dare turn to the hotel channel because...big surprise...you're in for a real treat of an interview with the man himself. This guy wants to be a celebrity SO BAD it hurts.
My original problem was with the sloooooooooooooooooooooow as molasses elevators. I'm not joking, you will wait ten to fifteen minutes each time you hit the button. When the elevator finally arrives, with a sound like an extremely unsafe thunder cloud and pots and pans rattling, you will step in and see DEREK STEVENS FACE AGAIN. I felt like I was at Biff's Pleasure Palace in Back to the Future 2, but not in a cool way. YEP.