The are certain things that are expected when you walk into a dive bar.
1. The bathroom will be disgusting
2. You will leave smelling like an ashtray was dumped on you
3. You will come across people that could easily pass as bums
4. Cheap drinks
5. Bartenders with big boobs (or moobs)
6. There will be something sticky on the bar
Stage Door has all this, except for the bartenders with moobs, and some of the best hot dogs in town. It is a small place with two bars and a cast of all-female bartenders. The crowds are a mix of locals who have just gotten off work and tourists who have gotten lost and noticed the $1 Bud sign outside. This place is a shithole, but its a lovable shithole.