Bluephies offers some of the best tasting and most creative food and drink in Madison. They certainly should have the best tasting vodka cocktails around considering they call themselves a vodkatorium. I've tried a citrusy pink cosmo that came with pop rocks around the rim, a fizzy blood orange mimosa with a scoop of sorbet and their fat boy bloody mary that had so many fixing on top that it could count as a meal all by itself!
Their food is just as fun as the drinks. My first suggestion would be to start with their homemade soup. Every single one I've had has been delicious. I've had their portobello burger, black bean burger and their chicken salad sandwich. All have been tasty, but I think my favorite thing on the menu has to be breakfast. My dad got the blueberry muffin french toast with creamy frosting. Oh. My. Gosh. This is the way I want to start every day for the rest of my life. And if that's not enough to satisfy your sweet tooth you should finish it all off with a cookie dough egg roll, flakey light crust filled with gooey delicious chocolate chip cookie dough batter.
The only thing that holds me back from considering this place a 5-star meal is the service. I feel i shouldn't need to wave my hands in the air to get a drink when I'm seated at the bar, with my ID and cash out while staring at several bar tenders. The wait staff was also kind of odd. She said thank you every time she came to the table, even when refilling water, which was perfectly polite and all, just made me kind of uncomfortable. Our waitress was also rather short with us when we hadn't decided on our meals. Sorry that you have 20 items that I am taking into serious consideration, maybe if all the food wasn't so tempting I wouldn't have the agonizing problem of deciding on just one! Seriously though, the food is great. Everyone that lives in or visits Madison should go.