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  • I had a gift card. And a hungry almost-3-year-old. So we had ourselves a little date. Just Mommy and him. He had the corn dog. Mommy had the bleu cheese burger. (Which didn't taste very bleu to Mommy.) Baby boy enjoyed Red the Robin (clever name, that) who was walking around handing out high-fives. Total kid-friendly chain. Loud. Very loud. Almost unbearable. Hard to hear my kids "NOMS" and "I wike dis corn dog, Mommy!" from just across our tiny table. My kid was angelic compared to some of the others in there. That was a first. (I ain't all high and mighty. My kid is a brat sometimes, too.) But yeah, totally take your kids here if they're unruly little shits in restaurants. It will go almost completely unnoticed. The wait staff have adjusted and even fine-tuned themselves to it. Bottomless fries for fat, American asses. (I didn't get a refill cuz I'm not THAT fat.) In closing: Typical chain. Greasy burgers. Sensory assault from all angles. Nothing special. At all.
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